Custom Light When The Dog Farts Gift Candle dead inside tending to your leafy babies

tending to your leafy babies or out running errands while strangers smile (because they definitely relate to your “plantaholic” status)

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Because every body deserves comfort (and a little mischief)

at every hour of the day

or just reminding your sister she’s tougher than she thinks

Custom Light When The Dog Farts Gift Candle dead inside tending to your leafy babiesEvery household has a designated offender. Science knows it. The couch knows it. Now the candle knows it, by name. This personalized gag gift assigns accountability where it belongs. Light When Her Name Farts, a functional appliance with a printed culprit. Add the name right on the product page and we print it on the label. Justice, aromatic and specific. Who this is for: The husband, dog, or roommate with a documented record The white elephant gift