What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san jose A red cylindrical marquee reads

A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

Southern California had hundreds of bowling alleys

Opening during the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s and 1960s

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san jose A red cylindrical marquee readsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.