I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy rendered in tan and white

rendered in tan and white ink

flanked by "ESTD" and "1928

white body

Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy requires the same pre-game energy as the Catalina Wine Mixer

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy rendered in tan and whiteChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,