Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown or just waiting for the

or just waiting for the big one to take you home

Arched navy block text reads "KEOKUK" above large red-orange outlined text reading "PIRATES

Embrace the holiday season with a twist in our all-over print button-up collared shirt

The mystery

Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown or just waiting for theBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text